My first attempt at a liveblog failed for several reasons.
Firstly, do you honestly think that someone on my income owns a device capable of live blogging? Please.
Secondly, I failed to post what I did write (in that up-to-date method of “scribbling on a pad of paper) for a full week after the event. Apparently, the concepts a bit beyond me.
As I have mentioned before – both in 2/3 of my daily conversations and even here on this fine blog – I am a lover of State Fairs. In fact, when discussing it not on a blog, I think the precise phrase I use is “this kind of shit.”
Of all State Fairs, there is one that rules supreme, one whose glory goes uncapped, one which boldly dares to put on sticks what has never been fried before: the wonder, the glory, the sheer pig-headed American-fest known as the Minnesota State Fair.
There are some, namely people from Wisconsin who would argue with me. This is because people from Wisconsin are wrong. One need look no further than to the fact that they regularly make cheese-wedge hats to see the truth of my accusation. Besides, does the Wisconsin State Fair have a song?
The Fair Song
I think not. (Actually, I could be wrong. I am writing this in a car with no internet. But still, even if I am 100% wrong about the song-thing I still stick to my guns on the cheese-hat point.)
So to begin:
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