Dance, hobbit, dance.

Honestly, I’ve been into Elijah Wood long before he was even the lamest, and arguably the least attractive, of our favorite four-foot friends. And I wasn’t into him because of his wooden acting, or because of his impish looks, or even because of how creepily he still looks about 14 at 25. No, I was into Elijah because I was fairly certain that when no one else was looking, he was doing this:

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