From NY Mag online’s look book:
What did you get on your SATs?
KEVIN: I got a perfect score.
KEVIN: I don’t ever bring it up. Because I’m sorry, but if someone brought up their SAT score with me four years after the fact, I’d judge them for it.
I only bring this up because a fourth year doctoral student defended a piece of trivia to me with the words: “I’m probably right. I did really well on the GREs. Like 1600 well.” Really? Man. Lets be friends.
But only if you got a five on the writing section. I don’t get beers with nimrods.