Yeah. There’s now Hello Kitty wine. And a cutesy website too. You’d think I’d be outraged against this because I want to keep wine in good standing. But…um…I have been won over by the cuteness. I am a sucker for kawaii. I fail. Sorry. Plus, you know, they’re Italian wines, not French, so I don’t really care all that much anyway. I’m not saying I don’t drink Italian wine (waaaay too many bottles of prosecco in my past to count), but I don’t feel the need to defend it as much. Or, I’m just as obsessed with the damn cat as my fellow St. Louisan, Kimora Lee.
If my family is reading this, I would like a bottle to celebrate my birthday. Thank you in advance since I will be too drunk on the pink stuff to thank you on my bday.