Proven: Muppets are real.
When I think about what to post on this site, I spend a lot of time worrying about image. Because, while you might think that posting a link doesn’t say absolutley everything about me, laying me out to public scrutiny and judgement, you would be wrong. It says so right there in our manifesto. And we are never wrong.
But the thing is, the time has come for me to expose myself. For me to step out from behind my irritatingly high-handed attempt at cultural snobbery (like our pseudo-ironic celebration of pop-culture) and admit that there is nothing ironic. I just have terrible, terrible taste. And perhaps the worst is my addiction, my total, unstoppable dependence on this site to waste my time. Please, don’t judge. Or at least do so privately.