The Next Hobbit?

August 26, 2008

No, I don’t know some super-secret casting news about the supposedly-upcoming new movie of The Hobbit. Sadly. But, when I stumbled upon the picture with this article, I knew exactly who they should cast as Elijah Wood’s younger brother.

And to think he used to be so cute.


People with too much time do wonderful things

July 30, 2008

Yesterday, while surfing endlessly for a link to the puppetmaster that works (I have a feeling someone got antsy and pulled them all – though there’s a decent one here) I found something so crazy-fantastic that I couldn’t help but share it with you all.  There is, somewhere out there, someone with relatively awesome video editing skills, and I think we are kindred souls, because just look at what he’s doing with his time: 

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Dance, hobbit, dance.

July 29, 2008

Honestly, I’ve been into Elijah Wood long before he was even the lamest, and arguably the least attractive, of our favorite four-foot friends. And I wasn’t into him because of his wooden acting, or because of his impish looks, or even because of how creepily he still looks about 14 at 25. No, I was into Elijah because I was fairly certain that when no one else was looking, he was doing this:

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