Talking to Animals

April 2, 2010

Whether or not you like Google, there is absolutely no doubt that our contemporary culture could not exist without it. Their latest release (notably, on April 1st) will revolutionize the way humans and animals communicate: Google Translate for Animals. Be sure to take a tour of the application to learn more.

For an example of how this ground-breaking technology works, check out this video:

I just hope they leave it up long enough so we can all enjoy it. I love April Fool’s Day.


The Downfall of Google

July 22, 2008

Google is pretty frickin’ awesome. It’s a fact. If you’re lucky like me and live near their main campus (yes, that’s what they call it) and have had the fortunate opportunity to go there, then you know how cool it is. You can ride around on vespas and it’s got all sorts of fun games everywhere and colors and fun gardens and randomness. And free food. Lots of free food. When you’re college-aged, they don’t even look twice at you. Everyone there looks like they’re in college, or maybe just recently graduated. It’s amazing.

But I am worried about them.

I think that someone is sucking the humor out of Google. Maybe the professors have come back and are trying to whip them back into line. I’m not entirely sure. All I know is that you used to be able to search things and get clever responses, and now you can’t.

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